is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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