hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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