Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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