She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
