I hate all girls vehemently.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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