Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
