Its about making memories worth repressing
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Randomize
