They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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