Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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