ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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