I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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