From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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