just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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