Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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