But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
