It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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