"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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