Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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