walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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