I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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