how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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