Dual....:-)
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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