I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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