Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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