Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you inspire me to be a worse person
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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