She went from zero to smokin in five shots
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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