I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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