from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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