someone get that fucking seahorse.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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