You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
This is my life. Enjoy the view
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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