That's intense
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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