Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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