i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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