We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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