And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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