we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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