I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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