READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
