Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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