Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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