Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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