she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
BRING THE BAGELS
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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