Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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