When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
we should paint friendship bongs
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