I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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