are you so shy because you have an std?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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