clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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