We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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