This is the prime rib incident all over again
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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