I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
