hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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